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| User: | uncalledfor03 (808518) |
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| Name: | Chris | |||||
| Location: | Bethesda, Maryland, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1984-12-22 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  Yourhouseonfire (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: | So, you found the journal, did you? Well, I daresay it's about time. Your mother and I have been talking, and frankly, we've been tired of hiding it from you. We think you're old enough now to handle this, and I know we both hope you can deal with this responsibility like an adult. Are you laughing? Huh, you laughing, you little punk?? Oh, I'll wipe that smile off your face with my fist! You little shit, you think I slave away at the steel mill all day so I can come home to you whining about wanting braces or new shoes? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LOAFERS?? HUH? SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN, YOU LITTLE PANSY! I have to come home to this?? A goddamn pansy kid and a wife who can't cook worth SHIT? That's right Martha, I mean you! And don't think I know about you and the mailman, you whore! I'm getting my gun. When I get back, the two of you had better be gone, or you're gonna need new feet to go with those goddamn new shoes you wanted. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have yelled. Calm down, honey, calm down. It's ok, I just had a little to drink, I'm sorry about the black eye and- where are you going? Martha? Martha! Get back here now! YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'LL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! Your mother is a two timing whore. Get me a beer and enjoy your goddamn journal, shithead. And if you tell anyone where those bruises came from, I'll lock you in the basement with the rats. | |||||
| Interests: | 140: 24, 42, abusing language, aim, angelina jolie, arrested development, awkward moments, badly drawn boy, ben kweller, bethesda, billy's balloon, blur, brand new, broken social scene, cake, carbon leaf, cavanaugh park, coffee, damien rice, dave eggers, day at the fair, death cab for cutie, demian, don hertzfeldt, donnie darko, douglas adams, dvds, eddie izzard, elisha cuthbert, embers, emo, ender's game, english, family guy, fawlty towers, firefly, foreign movies, fountains of wayne, foxtrot, get fuzzy, gothic fiction, gothic novels, grammar, hiking, holland 1945, homestar runner, hookah, humor, indie, iron and wine, irony, jack bauer, jack handy, jon stewart, jones soda, july july, kazaa, kill bill, konstantine, large vocabularies, literary criticism, literature, livejournal, lost in translation, making out, me and the moon, memento, monkey island, monty python, movies, mr. show, mst3k, mysteries, mystery science theater 3000, neutral milk hotel, nick drake, nick tosches, nine queens, no lights on weldon, office space, orson scott card, oscar wilde, parody, pulp fiction, rasputina, reading, reiko aylesworth, reno 911, retaliation, rohinton mistry, rooney, sam and max, satire, serial mom, setting houses on fire, shakespeare, silence of the lambs, simpsons, six feet under, soco, something awful, something corporate, sopranos, south park, standup comedy, starbucks, stewie, strongbad, tenacious d, the beatles, the big lebowski, the coen brothers, the daily show, the decemberists, the devil's backbone, the long winters, the longest journey, the moonstone, the onion, the postal service, the shins, the usual suspects, the west wing, the woman in white, the wrens, transatlanticism, trinity college, turmoil, tutorial college, verona downs, washington waldorf, weezer, wilkie collins, will ferrel, wit, writing, wrtc, yatta!, youth and beauty brigade, zoolander | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 6: bennieboo, ebara_shauib, ghettodefendant, sayitaintso12, slashette, tessy1617 | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
